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The Bag of Holding

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Bellevue, WA
A bipolar guy in a pressure-cooker industry
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ApochPiQ
August 08, 2006
Woohoo!
The agony has ended. I've finally found suppliers who actually carry stock of Conroe CPUs and compatible motherboards, and made the big plunge.

Now I just have to wait on shipping. There's also a small chance that the place I got the CPU from will be sneaky filthy bastards and drop it on back-order,…
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ApochPiQ
August 07, 2006
Why my kids will be home-schooled
So I've been catching up on my web reading after my trip, and I came across Daerax's post about the school system. I find my own story remarkably similar, and my opinions about the ssytem just as strong.

It wasn't until fourth grade or so that I really cottoned on to the fact that the system was act…
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ApochPiQ
August 04, 2006
Guuuuuuuuhhh.
It's hotter than Satan's balls on a barbeque.


I'm going to bed.
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ApochPiQ
August 02, 2006
Interlude: on tools
I'm going to interrupt my two-part brain dump on future hardware and programming technologies, for a couple of reasons. I'll start from the beginning so that hopefully my explanation is vaguely coherent. (That's unlikely, though, considering the extremely advanced state of sleep deprivation I'm in …
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ApochPiQ
August 01, 2006
Musings on the future, part 1
I had a scary realization a short while ago, the kind that fills you up with feelings of age, the shortness of life, and - perhaps paradoxically - a deep sense of fulfillment at what has been accomplished in a fleeting span of time.

You see, it's been five years. The landscape of games technology ha…
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ApochPiQ
July 29, 2006
Cautionary Tales in Debugging
Always name your variables well - even if you're just writing temporary hack code to try something out.


I spent several hours today (well, most of it was yesterday) tracking down a bug in some experimental vector math code of mine. It's the kind of stuff that's sensitive to real-time behavior, so yo…
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ApochPiQ
July 27, 2006
Geek for President!
So I've been thinking about running for President. (Don't get your hopes up - thanks to some age discrimination in our vaunted constitution, it'll be a few years before I'm eligible.)

I've come up with a few major points for my platform so far. It's an interesting mental exercise, and I think it'd b…
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ApochPiQ
July 25, 2006
The Internet is Stealing Your Brains
So I was doing the rounds of the blogs and such that I follow regularly, and an interesting question arose. I'm really tempted to make a joke about a train of thought hitting me, or something like that, so I'd probably best shut up and get to the thought itself.


The question is deceptively simple: w…
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ApochPiQ
July 21, 2006
I am NOT a fricken magician.
Being technically inclined is a bloody curse. Sure, there's the usual nightmare of relatives asking us to discard our holidays to "fix my slow computer" and such inanity. But that's tolerable, for the most part. Usually it's either so simple that you can earn a few extra brownie points and only mis…
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ApochPiQ
July 21, 2006
Work, and such stupid stuff
You win some, you lose some.


On the plus side, I was able to hold to my position and refuse the extra job. That wasn't too bad.

On the negative side, the original "short" task I contracted for ended up ballooning into a slightly more involved list than I would have liked, so I haven't technically ful…
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ApochPiQ
July 19, 2006
On the unfortunately deficient duration of Life
Life is just too darn short.


I think, at some point or another, pretty much everyone realizes that. Sometimes it's fairly early on. Other times, it's late in life - maybe even painfully late. It's certainly no new, deep, meaningful insight. Plato has not rolled over in his tomb.

It may not be news, b…
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ApochPiQ
July 16, 2006
Gaming, and such
Persuant to my goal of not working this weekend, I decided to fire up my recently-upgraded gaming rig and install the copy of Tomb Raider: Legend that came bundled with the GT7900.

It didn't quite work as planned. In fact, I think some of the lingering effects of yesterday oozed through the space-ti…
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ApochPiQ
July 15, 2006
Vigorous Debuggery
I'm on the verge of screaming.

Either that, or breaking down and weeping in a high-pitched wail until I drown in a pool of my own tears. I'm still trying to decide.


The last couple of days have been a nightmarish marathon of convoluted debugging work. It started yesterday, at some early hour, I can't…
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ApochPiQ
July 14, 2006
The Desktop Metaphor Done Right
Every now and then there's a lot of waffle about innovation in UI technology, extending or replacing the metaphors we use to interact with computers, blah blah. Usually this centers around some abstract 3D file browser or some kind of cheesy and thin analogy that conjures up unwanted memories of Mi…
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ApochPiQ
July 14, 2006
The Plot Congeals a Bit
The last couple of days have been pretty tough, hardware-wise. I bit the bullet and rigged up my shiny new 7900GT in my gaming machine (and fixed the northbridge cooling) over a week ago now, but I haven't had the heart to play much with it. Meanwhile, I'm still hobbling along on my old development…
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ApochPiQ
July 13, 2006
Know Thy Place (aka The Secret of Google)
I have a lot of fun hanging around here, especially the For Beginners forum. Watching people develop their skills and progress to bigger and better projects is fascinating for me, and it's always fun to see what dedicated and hard-working people can create.

It also reminds me of my own early days, o…
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ApochPiQ
July 12, 2006
Time Mismanagement
Today, I'm going to tell you how getting a mouse with extra buttons will make you richer. No joke, and no Nigerian scam.


We've all been there: you're supposed to be someplace, and it's a couple of minutes before you need to leave, so you plop down and fire up Minesweeper (or whatever your crack-equi…
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ApochPiQ
July 11, 2006
Move over, Emeril...
A longstanding tradition in my family is the making of Chex Mix. I'm the third generation of the family to carry on this hallowed duty. It began back in the days before you could get Chex Mix in little prefab baggies - and, I daresay, it's a lot better than the mass produced stuff.

The traditional f…
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ApochPiQ
July 08, 2006
Making Headway in a Blaze of Glory
Lookout, suckas. I'm motivated.




Couple of housekeeping notes:

- Superpig brought up a reasonably good point about the logistic interpolation, namely that it doesn't have a 0 gradient at the entry and exit points. There are some evil tricks that can be used to fix this, but I've forgotten them. When…
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ApochPiQ
July 07, 2006
An easy (and nice) interpolation function
Interpolation
Interpolation is a very common technique used all over the place, especially in computer graphics. Pretty much every game programmer can code a simple linear interpolation in his sleep. Interpolation is everywhere, especially in the realm of animation.

Linear interpolation is simple and…
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ApochPiQ
July 06, 2006
Digital Necromancy
I'm working on resurrecting my gaming machine. (As you probably don't recall, the northbridge cooling fan crapped out a while ago, as those cheap fans are wont to do.) I've got the replacement Zalman (I always want to write "Zahlman"...) passive heatsink all set up and the motherboard is resting lo…
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ApochPiQ
July 05, 2006
Yet Another Blog About Employee Satisfaction
One of the side effects of being a highly thought-oriented professional (ok, dammit - a geek) is developing a genuine propensity for spotting patterns and trends, and then drawing out weird conclusions from them. It's the sort of connect-the-dots-except-whoops-half-the-dots-are-missing puzzle that …
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ApochPiQ
July 04, 2006
My orifices are bleeding...
Holy. Mother. Of. God.


The United States government does absolutely disgusting things to people who are self-employed. The tax system is utterly ridiculous.


The next time I hear some politician bitching about economic recession, I'm going to personally introduce a blunt object to his head, at high ve…
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ApochPiQ
July 03, 2006
Stupid random observations
Does anyone besides me think it would be incredibly cool - nay, not merely cool, but quite possibly the validation of one's entire existence - to be on one of those "Making Of" documentaries for a game?


I'm some kind of megalomaniacal freak, probably. But hell, if I'm going to find anyone else in a …
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ApochPiQ
July 02, 2006
I hope you can handle change...
OK, I finally got sick of that psychotic rock-asplodey-man avatar and switch back to my classic standby. To be honest, I was having a heck of a hard time finding my own posts when skimming threads, and that just got annoying [grin] So now everyone who had nightmares from my avatar, you can finally …
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ApochPiQ
June 30, 2006
TKC2.0 Preview Releases Launched
OK, I've finally gotten around to putting out the first Preview Release of TKC2.0 (Taste the Goodness). This release, as you'll probably notice very quickly, does pretty much nothing. Heck, it doesn't even have that fancy trademark TKC icon yet.


This release is not so much about functionality - it's…
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ApochPiQ
June 29, 2006
I'm a man version of Martha Stewart now.
Today I'd like to share one of my favorite recipes. It's for a scrumptious little number I like to call The Happy Geek. This is a bit of a personal thing - it only serves one - so it's great for those all-by-yourself weekends when you just want a special treat. Don't enjoy this around your friends,…
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ApochPiQ
June 28, 2006
Improvised technology FTW
One of my favorite pieces of tech equipment is my LCD projector, which delivers a glorious 84 inches of visual hotness. (I know for a fact the model I have can do nicely at up to 25 feet of screen space, but I lack a wall that large.) The great thing is that it's a massive display at HD resolutions…
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ApochPiQ
June 26, 2006
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet relief
A certain substance has just hit the fan - and, thankfully, the fan wasn't turned on, so not much happened. In fact, overall, my situation is now greatly improved.

Towards the end of last week, I had a fairly long conversation with one of our other programmers about all this engine-rewriting busines…
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ApochPiQ
June 21, 2006
And the UPS tracker madness begins!
Alright, this should be interesting. The DVD/RW drive has shipped and is estimated to arrive Friday. The case and graphics card have also shipped, and are estimated to arrive next Monday. The hard drive has not yet shipped.

This means that I get my hardware goodness spread out over several days, whi…
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