I was bored and wired on caffiene, so I went ahead and got Webmin and Apache running on Milton. Entirely uneventful. I then proceeded to waste a few minutes hacking up a little intro page for the "default" server - since Milton will be virtual-server hosting several parallel sites, I need a sort of catch-all to fall back on in case someone goes pure IP on me.

I'd link it, but unfortunately, I still haven't bothered to suss out why port forwarding is dead on my router. So you won't be able to see it until someday which is not this week.